You're in the center of a large, bright room with polished black marble floors, crimson walls, a white ceiling, and crystal chandeliers. A dozen life-size nude statues stand on stone pedestals in two corners. An adjacent corner has what appear to be authentic phaser pistols and rifles in glass cases.

The fourth corner houses a collection of hyper-realistic female mannequins clad in the skimpiest lingerie you've ever seen. To call the tiny scraps of sheer fabric "clothing" would be exceedlingly generous.

The walls are covered with paintings of nudes in every medium and art style imaginable. You swear one of them is the original "Birth of Venus" by Botticelli.

Whoever designed this room sure has a thing for statues, phasers, and mannequins.

Not to mention nudity. Gratuitous nudity.

Before you are five doors, each marked with a gold nameplate. Choose wisely.